A man and his wife arrive in Maui, Hawaii to celebrate their anniversary. With them, is their youngest child who is just 2 years old.
After they settle in their hotel room, the man makes some drinks while his lovely wife rolls a couple of joints. They plan to kick off their anniversary by having some drinks and a smoke on the patio, overlooking Maui’s beautiful scenery.
He takes the drinks and waits for his wife at the table and chairs outside. While the baby eats her snacks, the wife finished up and ran to the bathroom before proceeding to the patio.
When she returned, her hubby was still waiting, and the baby was sitting quietly with her snack. So she went to grab the joints so she can finally sit and relax, but they were gone.
Immediately, she presumed her husband came in to see what was taking her so long, and decided to grab the joints. So without a second thought, she stepped out and sat down by her husband.
However, before she could kick her feet up, he asked, with a blissful smile on his face, “where’s the smoke?”
But she confused this look for his usual sarcasm, and thought he was kidding around.
So she laughed.
But he didn’t get it.
So she said, “I thought you grabbed it!”
Still confused, he exclaimed “What are you talking about, I’ve been waiting for you!”.
The poor cannamommy returned to her rolling spot to see where the joints must have rolled off. Instead, she found traces of pretty green crumbs scattered across the carpet.
As she picked up the pieces, the trail led her right to the baby, who was sitting so quietly and chewing on the rest of the joint.
Later that night, the man and wife were picking up the baby from the sitter. As the nice lady greeted them, she said, “She was such a good girl, she slept the whole time!” And why wouldn’t she, with all that Maui-Wowie!
I gotta say, this is one of my favorite stories to tell. And I always hope I tell it just right, because when I heard it the first time, it was hilarious!
I heard the story from my parents, and I was the 2 year old who ate their stash.
Thanks for reading you guys, stay lifted! ❤️
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